Skip to main content

Honeymoon of Horror (1964) / Brad Steiger’s Mysteries of Time & Space (1982)






 I came across this lesser known 1960's thriller about a woman who marries an artist, and soon begins to grow suspicious of the company he keeps.
















Blonde and beautiful Lilli marries sculptor Emile. Upon arriving home from their nuptials, they find that his house is filled with all his kooky, weird friends, who throw him a big party. Among them are Emile's creepy brother Max, who was recently released from a mental asylum, and Helene, an old flame of Emile's who continues to flirt with him. Then there's Emile's weird housekeeper Hajmir, who gives Lilli the creeps. After a series of strange events, including mysterious phone calls in the middle of the night, as well as a private investigator looking into the disappearance of a woman who hung out with Emile's gang of misfits, Lilli begins to suspect that someone wants her dead.










The movie is overdramatic and ridiculous. The "scares", if you can call them that, are pretty lame, with most of the scenes having Lilli scream hysterically and then passing out. Between fending off the creepy advances of some of Emile's pervy, touchy-feely pals (including his freaky brother Max), and escaping pathetic murder attempts (there's a pool scene that's particularly laughable), this story comes off as eye-rollingly silly, yet still entertaining. The histrionic, soap opera-style bad acting and drama help to keep things from being a total bust. It's not a great flick (think Corman's A Bucket of Blood, but very cheaply shot, and without any of that film's sarcastic wit), but at a little over an hour, it's amusing enough to hold your attention. I streamed it on Tubi.







The next one was an early 80’s documentary about UFO’s and aliens, hosted by Brad Steiger.





Steiger, an American writer of fiction and non fiction works about the paranormal, hosts and narrates this exploration into the world of extraterrestrials.  It’s filled with photos and slides of alleged UFO’s, various people connected to the phenomenon, as well as artistic renderings that portray various occurrences and drawings based on eyewitness reports of aliens. Steiger tries to take a spiritual approach to the subject, ultimately surmising that many humans are descendants of ancient alien races that visited the planet millions of years ago.









The problem with this doc is that it’s filled with ridiculous theories that claim that Bigfoot sightings are often associated with UFO’s, ghost and manifestations are caused by elves (?!?), UFO occupants are descendants of reptilian creatures from the past, and referring to aliens as Ufonauts. A simple Google search of Steiger will reveal that he’s been widely criticized for making outrageous and far-fetched claims without scientific evidence, or in short, a quack charlatan. His voice also has a slightly goofy quality that makes it hard to take any of the bullshit he’s peddling seriously. It’s basically him talking over a series of slides, with one interview towards the end with some woman (I didn’t bother getting her name) who is just as whacked as he is. It gets dull pretty fast, and is ultimately pretty unremarkable. There are much better alien and UFO documentaries out there. I watched this bore fest on YouTube, from a channel called UFO TIMELINE PROJECT. Check this out at your own risk.







Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Help Me… I’m Possessed (1974) / #Missingcouple (2024)

I've watched some weird, obscure horror movies throughout my life. I can now add this lurid 1974 schlockfest to that growing list. In a castle in the desert, Dr. Arthur Blackwood runs a sanitarium filled with mentally disturbed patients (as well as staff). He claims to be working on finding a way to cure people of any violent tendencies they have, and brags about his younger sister, innocent, child-like Melanie, as evidence that his treatment works. When she was a child, their parents had to keep her locked up and chained in the basement, to control her violent fits. Now that he's cured her, Arthur has his wife Diane come to the castle to meet Melanie, so that they can be one big, happy family. Diane begins to grow suspicious that something is amiss after a Sheriff shows up investigating the murder of 2 local teens, and sets about on her own investigation, hoping to uncover the sinister secrets that she feels her husband is hiding. Help Me... I'm Possessed is an outrageous,...
Post a Comment
Read more

Titanic Creations Yongary 1967

This figure was released in late December, and I got it about 2 days before the New Year, so I'm counting it as a 2025 release. It is the Titanic Creations version of the Korean kaiju Yongary, Monster From The Deep. The film was released in 1967 as a Godzilla ripoff, with several ideas copied from the Gamera series, such as his tusks, his ability to fire a stream of flames from his mouth, and even firing a laser beam from his horn, similar to the slicing one used by Gyaos. The film is pretty goofy, but Yongary, like most of those Asian monsters, was pretty cool (to me, at least), so I was psyched that someone finally made a figure of this lesser known kaiju. When Titanic Creations put it up for pre-order, they announced a series of tiers, where they would add accessories when a certain number of orders were met. Enough fans ordered him, so that Yongary ended up with a shit ton of stuff, making him absolutely worth the price. In addition to the kaiju, you get a flame breath effect, ...
Post a Comment
Read more

RicSan Custom Toys Kyōrū Kaiju (Titanosaurus)

My latest kaiju figure purchase is the Titanosaurus made by Ricsan Custom Toys. I own and love the Varan & Gabara, so of course I had to preorder this one when it was available. He was delivered earlier this week. This kaiju hails from the last Godzilla film of the Showa era, 1975's Terror of Mechagodzilla. The Black Hole aliens are back, rebuilding their robot in another effort to take over the planet. They enlist the help of an ostracized Earth scientist named Mafune and his daughter Katsura, who are able to control an aquatic dinosaur named Titanosaurus. They plan to use both kaiju and mecha to attack Japan. Titano was a cool monster, with his tail that opened into a fish fin, and he would use it to create whirlpools in the sea, and high winds on land. I'm hoping that S.H. Monsterarts makes one for the 50th anniversary of the film, but when I saw this Ricsan Custom version, I couldn't pass it up. Titanosaurus (called the Kyōrū Kaiju), comes in a white box, with its n...
Post a Comment
Read more